TinaYouFatLard
June 2013
Greatest Monty Python scene ever.
- King Arthur: I am your king.
- Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
- King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
- Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
- King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I,
- Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
- Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
- Arthur: Be quiet!
- Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over
THIS IS MY LIFE IN A POST
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
SO, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HARDCORE DAYDREAMS!!
This is made even better when you listen to music.
I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK
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if i was in charge of tampon commercials, i would make a commercial that featured fierce female warriors (a spectrum of races and sizes) fighting alongside each other in battle. it would be scary and wrathful and wicked as fuck.
then at the end the camera would pan out. there the women would be standing next to each other, staring at the camera, and then the picture would fade to black with my company’s slogan,
“for those times when the only blood you want on you is the blood of your enemies.”
[breathes heavily] did you just mention supernatural
i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine anything more peaceful than that
CAN I GET A HOT TUB
tinerbeans replied to your post:
Well at least I’m not alone. /sighExact same. I had heard the name floating around before youma but didn’t know really what they were til it was too late. So sad
your tears of regret do not run alone, no. Hopefully we will remember to adequately research the guest list for this coming year
Do you ever think about what bugs are doing in your room when you’re away? Like what are they crawling on right now oh god are they on my pillow
I always just assume they are using my internet to commit credit fraud or some such. Perhaps going through my old pictures and laughing at my old hairstyles. I think they have better stuff to do than crawl on my things maliciously. I suppose they could be on my pillow, but far be it for me to hate on a creature for simply traveling. I mean what would you rather walk on, a road made of stone, or a road made of pillows?
Life is easier when you imagine everything through a Disney/Warner bros filter.
(Seriously though, with as gross as everyday life really is, bugs are probably the least of our problems. Hell, some of em are pretty damn helpful.)
Well goddamn, I think you just taught me the meaning of enlightenment my good man. I just have a habit of leaving glasses of water out and coming back to them and I always vaguely think of what had a pleasant little swim in my drink while I was away…. but you make me realize I’m just as bad for partaking in forgetful behavior in the first place so I’m really aiding and abiding my own fear here uuuuuugh whyyyyyyy
(but seriously now I remember learning that there are microscopic bugs that live in our eyelashes that keep them healthy and shit out of our eyes I guess and I feel a little sad every time I put on mascara)
Do you ever think about what bugs are doing in your room when you’re away? Like what are they crawling on right now oh god are they on my pillow
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
my life, a memoir
look at all these fuckin sticky notes i have
reblog this and u get your url on one of these fuckers
I fucking love sticky notes tho
i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon
petition to rename the moon
this entire site is on drugs
